King of my Castle!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Well, unless you count mornings like this one. After getting up around 0300 hrs to take a bio break, I come back to my side of an super comfy King Size bed and ..... try to wiggle in gently so we can go back to spooning without anyone waking up. Well, not Lucy. She's over on the other side enjoying lots of real estate. Down where my knees are supposed to go, dead center is our 27 lb puggle snoring away on top of the covers. Now, I guess I could have asserted my authority over my real estate and grabbed the blanket and tossed him over a few feet. No.... too early for that. I could have picked him up and moved him.. or .. pushed him aside... but.. he was in a deep sleep snoring and I guess I was more jealous than anything, and I myself wanting to be back to sleep like that. So, I acrobatically crawled into the bed, backing up to him and positioned him behind my quads. But, he's on the co...